HURP DER HURR DURR
prepare for your shit to be fucked. both literally and figuratively
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Photoset reblogged from things i think, feel, and see
I was just reminded of the book series Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.
These books seriously terrified me when I was a kid. Look at these illustrations! Who said “Ok, we’re making a book for kids. Let’s have it be full of illustrations that look like the work of a LESS well adjusted Ralph Steadman.” Pretty much every page had some nightmarish drawing of spiders crawling out of someone’s face or horrible rotting giant floating heads coming to kill someone.
Also, I’m still scared of scarecrows thanks to this. I’m pretty sure at leas 33% of all scarecrows are evil and have an urge to murder.
SPIDERS INSIDE HER FACE! SPIDERS INSIDE HER FACE!
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yeah, that was me tonight. and I have to wake up early tomorrow. but Im cool with it.
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if children were wishes,
my mother spent hers on impossible things
my brother was money,
my sister was love, and i was world peace
my brother, he spent it,
my sister got pregnant, and all that i’m worth
will only come true
when there are no more of us left on this earthWye Oak - If Children Were Wishes -
and for some reason christians are against gay marriage because the bible says its wrong
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Video reblogged from Soren Bowie: Your Eighth Grade Boyfriend
Nicki Minaj: I wonder if I can get all these fuckers to dance to the sound of a car alarm in a parking garage.
its like watching a car crash, its awful, but yet I cant look away.
thank you black, low-rent lady gaga imitation for ruining music for me
